I Just Don’t Want to be Skunked

This original love song needs no introduction.

You can show me how exactly to load the dishwasher
You can tell your friends how loud I snore
I really like our leftovers up to four days days in a row
I will only love you even more

I don’t really mind it when you tell me how to drive
And put my tools away in the wrong drawer
You might think I’m arguing when I’m trying to converse
And notice when I’ve told a joke before

I just don’t want to be skunked at gin rummy
Even though I try to shrug it off
The depth of my love for you can never be spelunked
I just don’t want to be skunked

Your list of little ways I need improvement can keep growing
Even though we say we don’t keep score
I appreciate it when you humor my idiosyncrasies
Like muting the commercials I abhor

You can win at gin rummy four times out of five
My love for you will never be defunct
Your perfection in all things will keep our love alive
I just don’t want to be skunked